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But the child who is born on the Sabbath Day/Is bonny and blithe and good and gay.

Oct 2

ghostbabie:

literarygingerfox:

ghostbabie:

literarygingerfox:

This suggests that Nicki Minaj also wrote little bits and pieces of “Baby Got Back.” Which would be impressive… except it’s a lie. LIES NICKI MINAJ.

tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is smh

I do. I’m also aware that she said every word she spits is hers. I’ve chosen to take her literally. Which makes her wrong.

tumblr user literarygingerfox thinks that Nicki Minaj playing a recording of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s actual voice in her song is the same thing as Nicki Minaj spitting her own verses. tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is.

(via spitefulbitch)


joydyvision:

wehadfacesthen:

         Illicit gay photobooth kiss would have gotten both of these guys in serious trouble when the photo was taken in 1953         Photobooths were  popular for homosexuals to keep a memento of their relationship when they were first introduced because of their privacy. Getting footage developed of two people of the same gender kissing in 1950 (as well as being caught in any homosexual activity) would have the subjects charged and sentenced to undergo rehabilitation, it could even have landed them in jail.

joydyvision:

wehadfacesthen:

         Illicit gay photobooth kiss would have gotten both of these guys in serious trouble when the photo was taken in 1953
         Photobooths were  popular for homosexuals to keep a memento of their relationship when they were first introduced because of their privacy. Getting footage developed of two people of the same gender kissing in 1950 (as well as being caught in any homosexual activity) would have the subjects charged and sentenced to undergo rehabilitation, it could even have landed them in jail.

(via spitefulbitch)




c-is-for-circinate:

asdjkfaslkdjnasdkaasd this is made entirely from trailer footage

This vid is really fucking good but also I want to talk about the song choice, because this mash-up is the most perfect thing I can imagine, for this movie as a whole.

My songs know what you did in the dark 
          —this is it, the apocalypse
so light it up
(welcome to the new age)

I wish I had any idea if the vidder had a tumblr, because I’d have reblogged them so I could gush more meta and y’all could have a rebloggable link without said gushing attatched, but in the mean time, WATCH THIS SHIT.

(via into-the-weeds)


this descends into crack much faster than the bit above the cut would lead you to believe.

gyzym:

gyzym:
you know what i keep thinking about, is a fic where bucky was like, fucking somebody else in the 107th, before they got captured, before he knew steve was coming over, because he was lonely and horny and pretty sure he was going to die, and whatever, just, whatever

and that guy died, maybe, or wasn’t in the HC, or just sort of…. vanished, after steve showed up, like everyone more or less did, for bucky

Nat:
AUGH

gyzym:
but in the ensuing years either he remained alive, and told people about it, or his journal survived somehow

and so bucky barnes became… kind of an icon, for the queer community? this famous war hero, captain america’s right hand, confirmed as having fucked other men by at least one primary source

and so when bucky is relearning himself, based on like, SHIT OTHER PEOPLE SAY OR HAVE SAID, he has to discover his own sexuality through the lens of having been analyzed as part of queer theory and history classes?

Nat:
OH MY GODDDDDDD

gyzym:
RIGHT?

Nat:
IT’S PERFECT AND I AM CLUTCHING MY FACCCCE

gyzym:
I JUST LIKE

GOD

IT WOULD BE SO CONFUSING AND OF COURSE STEVE WOULD BE LIKE, YOU SLEPT WITH SOMEONE ELSE?!?!?

ONLY, OF COURSE HE COULDN’T SAY THAT

because like a) it’s not like bucky even REMEMBERS it, and b) it’s not like steve ever said to bucky back in the day, HEY WE’RE EXCLUSIVE, because that would’ve been insane, it was the 40s

Nat:
OH MY GOD

I have this book called ‘A queer history of london’

and there is a whole section about

american soldiers billeted in london

banging their british counterparts

gyzym:
SHRIEK YES

god that’s probably EXACTLY what it was

and like, steve remembers MEETING that guy, the guy that bucky was fucking, and he was totally cordial

friendly!

said nothing to indicate that he had, you know

SLEPT WITH STEVE’S MAN

PLOWED IN STEVE’S FIELD

HONKY TONKED STEVE’S BADONKADONK

(i’m sorry, i can’t control myself)

also STEVE IS SO RETROACTIVELY JEALOUS

Nat:
BUCKY WAS HOT IN THE FORTIES STEVE

HE THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO DIE AND NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN

gyzym:
steve knows this

he knows

BUT STILL

FUCK THAT GUY

AND ALL THESE BOOKS

ABOUT HOW BUCKY WAS TOTALLY GETTING LAID BY DUDES DURING WORLD WAR II

HE WAS!!!!

BUT THOSE DUDES WERE NAMED

STEVE ROGERS!!!!

(and also that one british guy whatever fuck that guy)

AND STEVE ROGERS!!!!!!!

WHERE IS THE EXHIBIT IN THE SMITHSONIAN ABOUT HOW MANY TIMES STEVE SUCKED BUCKY’S DICK, HUH???? WHERE IS IT???? WHERE????

“i think maybe you should get it together, man,” sam says

but STEVE WILL NOT GET IT TOGETHER!!!!!!!

or like. he will. but later. NOT RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Nat:
NO!!!!!!

NOBODY TALKS ABOUT HOW WE BONED BUT WE DID THE SEX, SAM!!!!!

WE DID IT!!!!

HE AND I!!!

NOT HE AND I AND THIS DUDE!

gyzym:
WE HAD SO MUCH SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYWHERE!!!! ALL OVER BROOKLYN!!! ALL OVER EUROPE!!!

ONE TIME I THREW UP ON A RIDE AT CONEY ISLAND

AND WE STILL!!!!!

HAD SEX THERE AFTER!!!!!

Nat:
WE BANGED ON THE ROOF OF THE HAUNTED HOUSE SAM!

gyzym:
WE BANGED IN THE BATHROOMS!!!!

WE BANGED IN FOXHOLES!!!!

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES THE HOWLING COMMANDOS CAUGHT US BANGING SAM

AT LEAST THREE!!!

AT!!! LEAST!!!! THREE!!!!

Nat:
"you can stop saying ‘banged’ now steve"

gyzym:
“i will NEVER stop saying banged,” hisses steve

“NEVER”

Nat:
"steve nobody uses ‘banged’ anymore, it’s just for idiot hipsters"

"WE BANGED AT THE NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM BECAUSE BUCKY LIKED THE OTTERS,” steve yells

gyzym:
sam blinks. “he liked the otters… like… sexually??”

Nat:
steve has to take a step back and apologise

gyzym:
fhdsjfksdhfds

Nat:
before he explains they went there as a treat to see the animals

and ended up

banging in the bathrooms

gyzym:
sam, privately

thinks bucky probably is sexually attracted to otters

bucky’s really weird.

he’s beginning to understand, based on this conversation

that steve is really weird ALSO

so at least it makes a little more sense than it did before steve started throwing books around and shrieking about queer history professors at columbia

and yelling about how he was the king of bucky’s backside

but bucky’s reaaaaally weird.

Nat:
I’m crying in the good way now

gyzym:
ME TOO 

this was an actual serious idea before i got totally distracted

but tbh i like the distraction better

as the serious idea would be HEAVY WITH MISERY, PROBABLY

or alternately, hilarious

because you could also play it like

bucky goes through one of those deprogramming things people get sent to after cults?

and then like, finds all these books about himself, and decides he’s going to

Find Out What It Means To Be A Queer Icon In New York City In 2014

and ends up just like

going to a million gay bars

in heavy eyeliner

and standing in the corner

Nat:
omg

gyzym:
glowering at everyone

Nat:
refusing to have anything between his back and the wall

gyzym:
falling back on his training to Blend and kind of like, vaguely grinding

against said wall

PROBABLY MAKING EYE CONTACT

WITH DEREK HALE

AND THEN LOOKING AWAY

Nat:
THE IMMEDIATE RECOGNITION OF A PERSON AS SCARED AS THEY ARE ACROSS A CROWDED SWEATY DANCE FLOOR IS TOO MUCH FOR THEM BOTH AND THEY SCRUB THE ENCOUNTER FROM THEIR MINDS

AFTER SHUDDERING

gyzym:
SHRIEK YES

THE ONLY TEEN WOLF/MARVEL CROSSOVER WE’LL EVER NEED

DEREK HALE AND BUCKY BARNES LOCKING EYES FROM ACROSS THE ROOM

AND THEN IMMEDIATELY PRETENDING IT NEVER HAPPENED FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES

Nat:
SHUDDERING AS THOUGH TOUCHED BY THE HAND OF DEATH

AND THEN

REPRESSING

FOREVER

gyzym:
FSDKFHS;DFJHDFKDSFS

bucky calls steve from a pay phone eventually

(bucky refuses to get a cell phone)

(bucky views cell phones as small tracking devices taken voluntarily by idiots)

(BUCKY WILL NOT BE TRACKED)

Nat:
he is correct, in all fairness

gyzym:
he is completely correct

probably it’s what he says when steve answers the phone, like he does every time

I WILL NOT BE TRACKED

and steve sighs and is like

yes

i know

hello bucky

and bucky is like, what is a tequila sunrise

and then is like

NO WAIT

*why* is a tequila sunrise

Nat:
crying. crying desperately.

"I can’t get drunk and neither can you. Why are you drinking tequila sunrises?"

gyzym:
bucky’s like, i didn’t drink them

they look disgusting

i watched people order them

i was COLLECTING INTEL

and steve is like, what did you learn?

and bucky, in a small voice, is like

i don’t like it here

THAT’S WHAT I LEARNED

THIS IS NOT A PLACE THAT I LIKE

Nat:
gay men take their shirts off in nightclubs and I DON’T LIKE NOT BEING CLOTHED IN FRONT OF PEOPLE I DON’T TRUST

he does not say

nor does he say IT WAS LOUD AND DISORIENTING

gyzym:
or even HOW CAN ANYONE STAND TO BE IN A DARK ROOM WITH SO MANY PEOPLE

Nat:
or I SPENT THE WHOLE TIME THINKING IT WOULD BE A GREAT PLACE TO KILL SOMEONE

gyzym:
or I ALMOST DID KILL SOMEONE

HE GRABBED ME ON THE SHOULDER AND I HAD TO FIGHT EVERY URGE I HAD

Nat:
BECAUSE THEY BUMPED ME BY ACCIDENT

yes.

gyzym:
steve, obviously

gets in a cab and comes to get him

because bucky also

won’t get in a cab

unless steve is with him

because

anyone

could be driving the cab

and he wants the odds to be 2 against 1 if the 1 has the wheel of the vehicle they’re in

and a plastic partition between them that it would take bucky

at least 4 seconds

to pull down

a lot can happen in four seconds

four seconds is not a risk he is willing to take in that scenario

Nat:
bucky is always going to be this particular flavour of wreck

gyzym:
always and forever

Nat:
but he’s alive.

gyzym:
and there are circumstances

there are circumstances where bucky is not a wreck

and they are circumstances like steve showing up for him

and putting a hand on the back of his neck

and making him feel like it’s okay if he doesn’t know how to be a gay icon in new york city in 2014

because he still knows how to sit with steve in the back of a cab

and not worry about showing too much of himself.


hellotailor:

black-nata:

frozensoldiers:

I THINK WHAT PISSED ME OFF THE MOST IN CAP 2 IS HOW LITTLE MILK PIERCE POURS IN THAT GLASS. LIKE IT’S THE TINIEST PORTION OF MILK IMAGINABLE. “DO YOU WANT SOME FUCKING MILK” NO LET ME POUR MY OWN FUCKING MILK. AND LET ME POUR THE LEAST. POSSIBLE. MILK. I CAN. POSSIBLY POUR INTO THIS GLASS. THE SMALLEST PORTION OF MILK POSSIBLE. U HAD AN ENTIRE CARTON. AND A LARGE GLASS. AND YOU POUR WHAT. LIKE. 2 INCHES OF MILK INTO THAT GLASS. PIERCE PISSED ME OFF THE MOST IN THAT SCENE. 

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

finally someone says it

(via into-the-weeds)


“That’s why he doesn’t kill him. That’s why he saves him. That end scene to me was always like: ‘I don’t know what this is, I just know I’m supposed to do this right now. Whatever this is, I’m supposed to protect this for some reason.”

Sebastian Stan on Bucky’s mindset when he decides not to let Steve die

(via briecheesie)

(via into-the-weeds)


Oct 1

notsodarling-:

"The Winter Soldier’s relationship with Alexander Pierce is a direct parallel to Steve’s relationship with Nick Fury. Steve is able to doubt Fury’s trustworthiness because he has a solid bedrock of moral certainty, but Bucky never had that luxury, even back when he was fully himself. Now, Bucky’s mind is a quicksand, and Pierce may be the only vaguely familiar face he knows. Having imprinted onto Pierce like a baby duckling, why not believe him when he says the Winter Soldier “shaped the century”? (Yet another parallel between Steve and Bucky, by the way: Captain America shaping the world as a heroic icon and comicbook character, while the Winter Soldier shapes things from the shadows, carrying out anonymous assassinations on behalf of HYDRA.)

The Winter Soldier’s facial expressions are almost childlike in the lab scene, and the way he passively accepts that mouth guard tells you everything you need to know. He could probably kill everyone in the room within seconds, but instead he just lies back and lets them torture his brain to mush for the hundredth time. Before now he seemed like such an intimidating figure, but this scene shows the Winter Soldier as what he really is: a little kid or a blank slate into which people insert their own goals and missions, fully-formed.

"But I knew him," he says in miserable confusion, sure that he recognises Steve’s face. But Pierce, the voice of God, refuses to explain any further. Sebastian Stan’s entire acting career of weeping while being emotionally abused by unpleasant father figures has all been leading up to this role, and I for one am not amused."

CATWS: The Tragedy of Bucky Barnes

I think I spent a majority of this movie with my hands over my mouth going, “Oh, Bucky.”

(via into-the-weeds)


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